I love fonts, maps and words. I reserve the right to change my mind. I love the constitution. I believe that 99% of behavioral problems with children and pets are caused by their parents. I love grapefruits and hate exercise. I am a walking contradiction and I'm super funny as long as you like dry humor. I have misophonia; if you want to find out what that is, eat some corn nuts in the same room as me.
This page is totally unfinished. Maybe it'll link to my secret yet voluminous blog, or, maybe to my highly controversial and unapologetically conspiratorial merch store. Oh, and there WILL be videos. Dr.Boat, Pork Chop Express,Tailpipe, Love Monkey, Pyle Driving Miss Daisy, Modern Edge, Community Bean Bowl... The Family Bands are many.
Tall Order, right?
For now, It's a placeholder for my new podcast.